BOOPTRA

THE BOOK OF BOOP

★ starring MR SPLING ROLL ★

PRESS FIRE 2 BOOP

←→ run · ↑ aim up · ↓ duck · Z jump · X/SPACE boop

the space between boops is what u call reality

52 GAMES IN 1!! (there r 4) · LICENSED BY ABSOLUTELY NOBODY

CHOOSE YOUR BOOPAGE

← → pick · FIRE 2 confirm · or just tap one

FIRE 2 SKIP THE INTRODUCTIONS

CHAPTER 1

FIRE 2 CONTINUE

THE BOOP

⚠ oh no. it is KEIR SHWARMA ⚠

— THE BOOK OF BOOP

PAUSED

go get a cuppa. the boop will wait. it has no choice.

NEW HIGH BOOPAGE!

enter your boop name

just type it · or ↑↓ letter, ←→ move · ENTER or FIRE on last box 2 lock in

GAME OVER

SUMTIMES U LOSE

BOOPAGE 0 · CHAPTER 1

(prototype table — saved in this browser only, 4 now)

PRESS FIRE 2 GO AGAIN

boop boop.

↺ turn your phone sideways 4 maximum boopage

BOOP

JUMP

HOW 2 BOOP

keyboard: arrows or WASD 2 move · Z or K 2 jump · X, J or SPACE 2 boop · P 2 pause. hold up (or down, mid-air) 2 aim. that is it. that is the whole thing.

on your phone: press POWER ON and it goes full screen. left thumb anywhere = joystick (push any of 8 directions 2 aim your boops). right thumb = B boops, A jumps. turn your phone sideways if u can. or tilt ur head. either works.

WHAT AM I DOING

u r mr spling roll. bad words r coming (JAMES CORDEN first, obviously). boop them. climb the towers — the good stuff is up there. mind the lava, the pop-ups, and the shoe. play the slots. do the minigames. do NOT let MR MISERABLE touch u. 6 chapters of the Book of Boop, then something rather lovely at the end.

THE BOOK

the actual Book of Boop, merch, art and the rest of the madness lives at boopboop.uk. this game is a humble illustrated sermon. boop boop.