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Unity

“The boop is everything and nothing. It is a constantly changing vibration that is the fabric of all we perceive around us.”

Actualisation

“It is as though your body is a magic elevator that has a different boop button for every floor imaginable.”

Hope

“The universe is made up of endless possibilities that only happen Sumtimes. Try not to concern yourself with doing everything.”

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Poco a poco, one boop at a time (Sumtimes). Yes, it’s that simple. One boop will do.

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Chapter 1: The Boop

Boop boop. Let’s make this clear from the outset: boop boop boop boop. The boop, in its many forms, is going to take a very large role in the journey we are about to share. Sumtimes. Sumtimes, because Brian Brown doesn’t always believe in constants—but well, let’s get back to Brian and Sumtimes later. Boop boop.

What is the boop? I hear you boop, boop boop. The boop is everything and nothing. A constantly changing vibration that is the fabric of all we perceive around us. Its echo—boop boop—is the illusion we accept as solid mass. We should honor its presence and laugh at its absence.

Traveling in waves, infinite amounts of boops are booping around searching for each other, and Sumtimes hanging out together… boop boop boop boop.

Try not to get too distracted by the boop, for the space between boops is what you call reality; and do not get too mesmerized by reality, for the boop is the word. Boop boop.

We will be explaining what the boop is searching for further in our journey, so for now, let’s just say it is attempting to experience a relationship. Now, if you are to get what it takes to be a complete twat, you’re going to have to experience a relationship with the boop as well. Boop boop.

This is going to take a childlike (not childish) approach to having fun with an alien concept. You have to release, accept, and trust all the other lessons of life. A sense of humor will be required, and with humility, gratitude will become a colorful flavor in the all-you-can-eat buffet called life. Boop boop.

Hopefully, you are now eager to get on with things and want to know how you can apply the boop and build this relationship that we are proposing you experience. Boop boop boop boop.

The Book of Boop - Sumtimes

How 2ba complete Twat, 1 boop at a time.

SUMTIMES

by Brian Brown
TIME = FORCE x WILL to the power of DESIRE sqd

Introduction?

Chapter 1: The Boop

Boop booop. Lets make this clear from the outset, boop booooooop booop booop. The boop in its many forms is going 2 take a very large role in the journey we r about 2share. Sumtimes. Sumtimes, because Brian brown doesn,t always believe in constants and, well, lets get back 2 Brian and Sumtimes later. Boooop booooop.

What is the boop? i hear u booop, boop booooop. The boop is everything and nothing. A constant changing vibration that is the fabric of all we percieve around us. It's echo, booop booooop, is the illusion we accept as solid mass. We should honour its presence and laugh with it's absence.

Travelling in waves, infinite amounts of boops, booping around searching 4 each other and Sumtimes hanging out 2getha...... boooop boooooop booooooooooooooooooop boop booop.

Try not 2 get 2 distracted by the boop, 4 the space between boops is what u call reality, and do not get 2 mesmerised by reality, 4 the boop is the word. Boop boop.

We will b explaining what the boop is searching 4 further in our journey, so 4 now lets just say it is attempting 2 experience a relationship. Now if u r 2 to get what it takes 2ba complete twat ur going to have2experience a relationship with the boop aswell, booop boooooop.

This is going 2 take a childlike (not childish) aproach to having fun with an alien concept. You have to release, accept, trust, all the other lessons of life, a sense of humour will b required, and with humility, grattitude will become a colourfull flavour, in the all u can eat buffet called life. Boooop booooop.

Hopefully ur now eager 2 get on with things and want 2 know how u can apply the boop, and build this realationship that we r proposing u experience. Boop booooop boooooop booooop.

poco poco 1 boop at a time (Sumtimes)

Yes it's that simple. 1 boop will do. U can do it out loud, silently, u can write it down, with company or in groups. Don't build a temple 2 or around the boop for it is the temple. Have fun with it and create your own rules. Boop boop. Accept the Boop and over time it will make sense, Sumtimes.

Because the boop is everything and nothing, you r able to adjust the relationship ur experiencing in the moment. As though your body is a magik elevator, that has a different boop button for every floor imaginable. Ucan literally boop yaw way 2 anywhere, fing or time in the universe. Boooop boooooop.... Boop waves r booping all around u, u r made from boop groups, creating inspiring boop patterns. All that you percieve around u r echos of boop patterns, and active boop waves grouping in patterns. Boop boooop booooop boooop boooop. The boop itself is made from a positive and negative. A spinning ying/yang marble of energy. Boooooop. Their positive /negative "charge" switches roles as light is boop reflected around, and boooop shadows r created. All boops r niether good nor bad they just r, and this is always changing. Swinging between 49% and 51% the whole achieves perpetual motion through this indescision between light and dark, positive and negative. It is not possible to be good nor bad. You can only achieve both by being niether. boooooooooooooooooooooooooooop. By applying this belief you can boop your way through situations adapting your state of mind, and surfing "reality". We say state of mind because at this point we still believe the only thing you can ultimately control, is if you r in a good mood, or a bad mood about it. Boop boooop. We will b explaining later why the boop has this indescision , when we explain why the boop is searching. Boop booop.

Everything around us, living or otherwise, is formed from groups of boops. Individually and as a whole constantly switching roles from +/- . We do this at different speeds according to the vibration of the boops. booop booooop. Each living being has the pure essence of what drives the boop. The spirit of the boop. This spirit is in each boop but also manifests itself as a whole when the boop is in a relationship. By nature of the boops journey the mass of the being physically and spiritually is always changing. U r always changing as a boop, and in relationship 2 other boops. We do this conciously and unconciously as a mechanical monkey might. An automated process of boop energy switching from + / - as it relates to different versions of itself through observation of it's relationships. boop booooooooooooop boooop boooooop.

So, we have boop energy made from sumthing, booping around looking for sumthing. It hangs around in what appears 2 b and endless variety of groups, adapting 2 observations of itself. Creating an illusory universe that we have a life-time to share...... boop booop.

  • 1; What is the boop made from?
  • 2; What is the boop looking for, and why?
  • 3; How does it survive?

B4 we get 2 those very important points, the substance of why we share this journey, we would like 2 share sum observations. U r of course 3 2 ignore them. Boop booop

LESSONS U CAN LEARN AND USE AS NAVIGATION TOOLS

The purpose of Life

The purpose of life is 2 assist the whole in observation of the self. Boop.

The purpose in life

The purpose in life is 2 assist the self in the observation of the whole. Boop.

RELIGION

suntimes we shood practise wotwe preach , or look elsewher 4 inspiratshun. Booooop boooooooooooop booooooooooooooooooooooop booooooooooop boooooooooooop boooooooooooop boop.

HUMILITY

Humility is the first lesson in life. The reason humility is the first lesson in life is to help you do more than observe. It is 1 fing 2 observe realease, it is another fing all2getha when humility is applied. Humble release followeed by humble acceptance will lead sumwhere other than back2 humility. Endlessly throughout our life-times, we will be presented with a variety of changing observations containing those, and other life lessons. They come in no particular order, and humility is the key 2 those "doorways". 1 leads 2 another and is carried forward in the observation. Grattitude, with or without humility, does not look the same when it is preceded by humility, humble acceptance and humble release. At this point humble grattitude would carry u forward with these observation, and observed grattitude would return u 2 humility as a default. Boop boop. Navigating these options will lead to a greater understanding of your role, Sumtimes.

A good werking example of this; would b 4 me 2 suggest that you had more than likely skipped through the book sofar. You have read more than 1 book b4 , so u feel you can predict some of what is next, enabling u 2skip read. The books subject and approach is a stretch by most peoples imagination and has yet 2provide any evidence. U would have 2 be completley childlike or enlightend to have the humility 2 automatically have the release and acceptance required to observe all we had written sofar. So i humbly suggest u go back and read from the cover again, applying what i have proposed regarding humility. Thankyou, boop boooop.

"note 2 artists", your first lesson in life is release (followed rapidly by humility), if u can't truly release your efforts will b tainted. Booooooop booooop boooooooooooop boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop booop booooop. Worrying about where your art comes from, or where it will go, or how u will b rewarded for it, is an imaginary block/hurdle. Get over it. Boop booop.

THANKYOU

Grattitude; fankyou. We say fankyou whenever we remember 2. Outloud sumtimes and silently. U don't have 2 wear grattitude on your sleeve but you can when it is appropiate. fankyou is my Mantra, Sumtimes. 2ba complete twat u r going 2 have 2 be gratefull for the positive equally with the negative, Sumtimes. Whenever u observe u will b given the opportunity 2 b gratefull. Every situation you encounter, and have an observed relationship with, it will have equal amounts of positive, and negative supporting the other. Making it possible for u 2 b gratefull for the observed, and the unobserved at the same time. booop boooop thankyou. When you reach 4 an apple, u could practise silent grattitude 4 your arm werking as u reach, u could have a silent thankyou for the pear u r not eating, and the company u share it with, could recieve open grattitude. Slowly over time, thankyou will become grattitude. Thankyou.

A werking practise for grattitude: Just as in the physical world of reality, the mind is made up from endless boops booping around making observations and changing its viewpoint. Making the same boop observations and lessons we observe in the real world. Booop booooop. Now a string of humble observations is ok, but who wants a string of it's opposite? Let somebody else do that job that's what i say. So whenever you find your mind wandering down the path of negativity, use thankyou as a default. B gratefull for understanding its negative, b gratefull it is there, b gratefull 4 its lessons. You can find the positive and be gratefull, you can stop finking about that now, and fink about something positive. Boop booooop. Thankyou.

SUMTIMES

The sum of alll time. Everything is only possible sometimes. There r no stable constants, only sometimes. The universe is made up from endless possibilities that only happen sumtimes. Try not 2 concern yourself with doing everything, its taken care of, sumtimes. Do not stress yourself out with trying 2 control stuff or hold on2 it, observe it and decide if you r happy or not. NOBODY IS IN A GOOD MOOD ALL THE TIME only SUMTIMES. Pretty simple. Sometimes Sumtimes is my main Mantra, Sumtimes fankyou is my main Mantra. Boop booop.

BOOPING

with every boop u recieve a brand new boop brain wave. boooop booooop. A boop is never alone, and is, Sumtimes observed.

HOPE

tHE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF HOPE IMAGINABLE CAN DISPERSE ALL KNOWN fear. Thankyou, boop boooooop.

TIME

Time is on your side. boop booop

FAITH

Faith never leaves your side. bop

Masturbating

masturbating masterbaiting. All forms of repetition r masturbashun. Stop mastorbating to your failures. If u r not reaching n orgasm why r u repeating yourself?

MATH

0, 1 and many, these r the only true math numbas that werk...... similar 2 the binary system that computers utilize. Nought, one and many. You don't have one, u do have 1 or U have enuff 2 share. Boop booop. The zero(circle of fire, ring of ?) in this simple equation of life'n'death. 0 observing 0 merely has to turn "90 dgrees" of observation and it bcums 1. Do it expotentially, and it bcums the universe u and i share. Thankyou. bop. Spin a wedding band for example, or share stuff openly with the U I niverse. Boooop boop.

MONEY

A river that flows in all directions. Hold onto it, and it will go stagnent, or drown u. Hold onto it wisely, use it with humility, or burn it with humility. Sumtimes..... boop booooop

SEX, FOOD AND SHELTER

aLL YOUR DECISIONS R BASED ON CREATING, DEFENDING, SHARING, AND JUGGLING THEse RESOURCES. U can't feed the world if u r hungry. boop. U r the boop ,the boop is everything. Respect yourself and the boop will respect U. Boop booop.

Guidance

Boop booop. Listen 2 the voices in your head.

EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE

When you go2 bed at nite. Why don,t u just leave all that crap outside to sleep on the lawn with all the other tools of your life, and 4get about 'em. When u wake in the morning (it happens everyday), every fing u need 2 face the day, and your needs will b there 2 help u, and the rest will b available 4 u and the universe 2 share. When appropiate. Trust me im not a real doctor. Booop boooop.

POTENTIAL

Potential is very seductive. Never fall in love with potential. Love me, not my potential. Bop. When u r focused on potential u r no longer in the moment, making fear/greed based judgements, booop boooooop.

COMFORT

An illusion death uses 2 seduce the life out of u. B wary. Boop boooop. Ever decreasing circles of comfort and fear will shut down the rest of your awareness/senses/brain/responses and u will die young, cold and alone. With humble courage, challenge your experience, and discover new fings whenever opportunity noks.

CLEANING

An opportunity 2 b gratefull and b comfortable with one self. Suntimes. boop booooooop.

STABILITY

4get about it. The only stable constant is change. Sumtimes.

VALUE

Genuine value does not come easily 4 3, and must b werked 4. booop boooop. Sumtimes.

OPPORTUNITY

It will come knocking with lady luck, b available with humility. Then act responsibly. BOOOOP.

INSURANCE

Honesty is the best policy. Boop booooop.

ALTRUISM

THIS IS NOT A BACK DOOR 2 BUYING FAVOUR WITH GOD AND SECURING A PLACE IN HEAVEN.... it is a way of being.

ART

whenu create umthing andpeople say"Ohhh! U know wot that needs"....... Ushood probally stop it's purrfect. Booop.

The moment

wher bop lives. booop boooop.

A FAIRY TALE

THE ORIGIN OF THE BOOP

oNCE UPON A TIME. A very long time ago b4 and after the this universe ever existed, there came about a meeting of two children of the most powerfull gods ever known 2 exist. Their names r wrapped in the boop. Booooop boooooop.

At first they played happily 2getha. Thier parents and the other gods where also happy. Very soon the 2 children, inseperable, fell in love with each other, and all the gods agreed that this was not what they had in mind 4 their potential. The chilrdren had important roles that must b maintained. Life or Death. Boooop booooop. Their parents would keep them apart, and fings would go on as usual. Obviously the 2 where very much in love, and ran away 2getha, hoping 2 start an abundant relationship. Boop boooooop booooop.

It didn't take very long 2 notice their absence and a search ensued. The Werd spread fast boop booooop. Boooooooop booooop boooooop boooooooooooooop, the gods fears had been realised. The 2 children, who by now had gone further away to get away from the gods fears, must b stopped from ruining everything. The further they travelled the harder they looked for them. The more time they spent 2getha the more their love grew, booop booooop booooooop boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop boop booop. Thankyou.

Well as u can imagine, the combination of all their fears made it so there was no-where left to hide. The lovers where surrounded on 12 sides, and all hope seemed 2 have disapeared. The gods would tear themapart. boop boooop. The 2 lovers looked into each others eyes. They had spent time 2getha, and had observed their love 4 each other ,and wanted 2 share it with the gods b4 they where seperated. Selflessly they turned 2 face their predators fears. Back2back, hand in hand, bonded by the faith of each others love. Boop booop.

Time had been watching things from the beginging, as u might expect. She had lots of opportunity to observe the love these 2 had 4 each other, and was taken by the inspiring way they had chosen 2 share their last moments 2getha with those who feared their union, booop booooop. She decided 2step in and give them one last opportunity to b 2getha and inspire the gods, booop booooop.

A moment in time

Sumtimes, given the right conditions, a moment in time is all one boop needs. Boop boop:

This is something Time understands very well, after all, with enuff time anything is possible. Boop boooop. She created a brief moment in time called eternity, a safe place 4 the gods and children alike 2 play, love, live, die, teach, and learn from each other. I will take your children as 1, i will take the gods who fear as 12 dimensions. I will tear these 13 apart as 1 and spread their union throughout eternity. I will wrap it with your fear and thier hope. In this place of higher education called "the Universal Boop Zone".... Boop boop. You will all b given the time, and space to observe the actions of all that u can, will, and won,t b. It will not matter what u do, 4 u will do everything, Sumtimes. It will matter why u did it, boop boooop. You will need sex, food and shelter, everything will b possible Sumtimes boop boooop. I will give my only child RAndOMkAOsbRzRkr 2catalyse this school of thought, and 2 getha our children shall dance the boop. And they will have a child. It will b called TWAT .Thankyou. Boop.

They would spend eternity booping around. These 2 children in love, Life and Death, at play. Observing how they treat themselves and the other. Blissfully unaware of each other as the whole. As the Universal skool of boops spun in front of the twelve tribes of gods (who's name s r written in the skys around, booop boooooop), they would have the influence 2 balance thier fears inside, by providing a greater light of hope to boop around the moment. At the end of this moment in time, all that is childish will return as life or death, and all that is accepting will b thier love-child. boooooop booooooooooop boooooooooooop booop.

REALITY

Laymans terms(good luck, boop booop);

2 childlike lovers bak2bak, Fearlessly lost in love. Heartbroken. they know everything but have a terrible memory(like evryfing else, it's in pieces). booping around discovering all that can b in the responsible werld of adult loveplay, and how they share thier toys and resources, boop boop. Sorting the wheat out from the chaff. When its all over rAndo3CHAoSbrZrkr will disapear, the gods fears will return with life and death, the lovers hope will join as 1, a wise-child of dreams and nightmares. Boooop booooop. It is not the first time and it will not b the last. When it is over you will have lived and died.

2ba complete twat

You r going to have 2 embrace the twat in you and everything around you. With humility and understanding you r going to have 2 accept, and release yourself 2 the concept that even though u r alone u r sharing this journey. It is with someone u cannot always b with, You love each other and want the best for all those twats out there, and u r going 2 have to let them live with, and without you. U r going to have 2 learn what it means 2 stand on your own 2 feet, so that u can appreciate and b gratefull when others support u and realise when others r trying to take advantage of you. U r goiing 2 have 2 accept that when the child of dreams is born, it will be be made from all that is accepted by you and your lover. the rest will go back 2 life and death. In this way u may grow to understand what will become that child and what a complete twat really is. Either way it will b born and we will live and die. Boop booop. The end.

Thankyou

I humbly offer these 3 werds of playfull guidance. Boop, booop, bop. As a child of dreams and nightmares, i hope to understand all of u, and I thankyou. If my werds inspire, plse print them out, and share them freely with your friends. 4gifts of grattitude booop. Of course i dedicate this love story 2 my lover, wearever she is and my daughter Rachel, wherevashe is. Any fing else u need 2 know, ask brian brown. Booop boooop boooop. BBBBop twatrick.

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